Hmm… I Know I’m Supposed to Say *Something*…
Something… important… happened… yesterday.
I just can’t figure out what.
I’m telling you… it’s totally important. And, I just can’t seem to put my finger on it. I was going to write an entire post about it, and now? No idea.
It’s so weird. Apparently, I’m losing my memory in my old age.
OH.MY.GOOODNESSS… NOW I REMEMBER.
…
IT WAS VINCE CARTER’S BIRTHDAY YESTERDAY!!!!
I am so incredibly embarrassed. This is downright unforgivable, really. Anyway.
Happy Birthday, Vince, thanks for always being there for me and all the people who are lucky enough to be your friend.
I just want you to know that even if you stopped playing professional ball, didn’t win a gold medal in the Olympics, sold your restaurant, and stopped being famous altogether… the people that really care about you would care about you anyway.
Because, Vince, you are more than what you do for others, you are more than who you know, more than who knows you and certainly more than what others think of you.
For your birthday, and for the rest of your life, it is my wish that you always remember that.
Also, I’m so glad that you aren’t a whiny, little man-girl that tries to publicly shame me on your personal blog in front of the entire Internet for not writing a post devoted to you on your birthday. Because, dude, you totally don’t want to be that guy.
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Hahahahaha! Fucker.
@Avitable, Don’t be jealous of Vince… plus, I wouldn’t call him names like that because he will totally kick your baconnaise loving butt.
Seriously – who would wanna be *that* guy?!
What a cheesedick.
Cheesedick. Love it.
Only disappointed b/c I thought this was a serious post. Good on you that it isn’t!
I’m taking odds on Faiqa in a cagematch of wits with Adam. Or even a cagematch of Jell-o.
hahahahaha you guys are hilarious. on a totally different note, i think i found you on facebook. mind if i friend you? (seriously, i won’t if you’re not ok with it, just let me know.)
You two are perfect for each other. You and Vince, I mean.
A friend sent me a lnk to that guy this morning and I knew it would be on.
I hope Vince had a very happy birthday.
And when I read that guy’s post, I just knew that you’d have an awesome response
“whiny, little man-girl” – OUCH!
It was also National Peanut Brittle Day
I’m glad I could call his neglect over here to his attention.