Hey guys. Avitable here.
At 7:49 PM last night, August 12th, there was a trembling of the earth, a darkening of the skies, and crop failures around the world. Oh, and Faiqa and Tariq’s newest creation was plucked, mewling, from the dark vestiges of her womb.
She had asked me to put up a post once the baby was born, and since I get to post on her blog about her newborn son, I get to name him. From henceforth he shall be known as Yanni Mohammad Barack Tariq Guadalupe Avitable Khan, but you can call him “Y”.
He weighed 7 pounds 13 ounces and measured at 21 inches. His penis, however, weighed 3 pounds, 2 ounces and measured at 11 inches.
Faiqa has given me permission to post this exclusive photo of baby Y, before anybody else has even seen him!
The new addition to Faiqa and Tariq's family
Please join me in the comments and wish Faiqa and Tariq congratulations on the birth of their new son and N. congratulations on the arrival of her new baby brother.
Congratulations! I’m so happy for all of you guys.
I promise if you let me babysit, I won’t convert him to Conservatism. You don’t need to be so intolerant, you know.
/seriouslyhappyforyou
awesome awesome news!
Welcome, baby Y!
congratulations!
Wow..Congratulations on the newest addition to the family. I am sure baby Y is going to be as amazing as his parents are MA
Congratulations! Welcome to the world, little Y!
Congratulations!!!! All my blessing and prayers to your family and new little one.
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Congratulations to baby Y for picking an awesome family.
May your life with two be simply exciting and rewarding at the same time. Congrats!