Hey guys. Avitable here.
At 7:49 PM last night, August 12th, there was a trembling of the earth, a darkening of the skies, and crop failures around the world. Oh, and Faiqa and Tariq’s newest creation was plucked, mewling, from the dark vestiges of her womb.
She had asked me to put up a post once the baby was born, and since I get to post on her blog about her newborn son, I get to name him. From henceforth he shall be known as Yanni Mohammad Barack Tariq Guadalupe Avitable Khan, but you can call him “Y”.
He weighed 7 pounds 13 ounces and measured at 21 inches. His penis, however, weighed 3 pounds, 2 ounces and measured at 11 inches.
Faiqa has given me permission to post this exclusive photo of baby Y, before anybody else has even seen him!
The new addition to Faiqa and Tariq's family
Please join me in the comments and wish Faiqa and Tariq congratulations on the birth of their new son and N. congratulations on the arrival of her new baby brother.
Posted by Avitable on August 13, 2009 9:28 am • 'Let Them Eat Cake': Liberal Elite Narrowly Avoids Beheading • 63 comments
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Avitable Said,
August 13, 2009 @ 9:28 am
Congratulations, guys. Can’t wait to meet him!
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DutchBitch Said,
August 13, 2009 @ 9:32 am
Hey Faiqa and family, congratulations! And I think the name Avi picked out is just fab fab fab!!!
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Miss Britt Said,
August 13, 2009 @ 9:32 am
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
And this is what she gets for putting YOU in charge of the birth announcement.
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Hilly Said,
August 13, 2009 @ 9:33 am
Freaky deaky doo….I totally dreamed that you were having your baby last night. Sure, you’d already had it but I had no idea!
I am so happy for all of you and am sending lots of love and congratulations! I can’t wait to meet him too.
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Maria Said,
August 13, 2009 @ 9:33 am
Congratulations on your healthy baby boy!
And a ladykiller, that one’s gonna be. All that facial hair already.
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fidget Said,
August 13, 2009 @ 9:33 am
woohoo! Congrats!!!
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Elizabeth Kaylene Said,
August 13, 2009 @ 9:35 am
Ha ha ha, Faiqa, you were brave to put Avitable in charge of the big announcement!
Congratulations! I can’t wait to see the nextreal batch of photos!
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Coal Miner's Granddaughter Said,
August 13, 2009 @ 9:36 am
Woo hoo! Congrats Faiqa and Tariq! I’m so excited for you guys! I can’t wait to see actual pictures of the little buggar! I think Guadalupe is an awesome nickname.
I feel sorry for Adam when he gets his ass kicked by the hormonal, engorged Faiqa. I want video, is all I’m sayin’.
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Ren Said,
August 13, 2009 @ 9:36 am
Woo! Congratulations! Welcome!
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Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] Said,
August 13, 2009 @ 9:36 am
YEAH! Congrats!!!!!!!
(If I were you, I’d give that baby up there back to the gorilla from which it came, but that’s just me.)
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Janel Said,
August 13, 2009 @ 9:36 am
Congratulations!
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Marinka Said,
August 13, 2009 @ 9:37 am
Congratulations. Best wishes to you all!
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Finn Said,
August 13, 2009 @ 9:38 am
Welcome Y; you are a very blessed young man. You picked an awesome family to belong to. Life is good. And hey, you’re a Leo, the very best sign in the Zodiac.
Congrats Faiqa, Tariq and N. Now go rest every minute you can and enjoy that little guy. xo
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Amy theBitchinWife Said,
August 13, 2009 @ 9:38 am
Congratulations on your delightful bearded baby!!!
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churchpunkmom Said,
August 13, 2009 @ 9:38 am
Congratulations, he’s gorgeous!
Welcome, Baby Y.
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Courtney Haynes Said,
August 13, 2009 @ 9:39 am
The name is terrific! Love it!
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Audrey at Barking Mad! Said,
August 13, 2009 @ 9:41 am
Congratulations!! He’s…adorable!
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Nanna Said,
August 13, 2009 @ 9:42 am
How wonderful that he’s finally here and that everyone is doing fine.
Congratulations to all of you and enjoy, enjoy, enjoy, sweetheart. These are miracle days
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Nenette Said,
August 13, 2009 @ 9:43 am
Congratulations, Faiqua and Tariq! And welcome to the outside world to you little boy.
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Becca Said,
August 13, 2009 @ 9:44 am
Congratulations! Glad to hear everthing went well. Give him all our love!
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Karl Said,
August 13, 2009 @ 9:47 am
Marvelous news, aside from the newbie looking a little too much like Adam. Congratulations.
And I love you guys so much I am actually commenting on my iPhone. On the Edge network. Hope to get up your way soon so I can meet the little guy in person.
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Blondefabulous Said,
August 13, 2009 @ 9:47 am
Very happy wishes! Congratulations!
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golfwidow Said,
August 13, 2009 @ 9:48 am
Collect call for Mr. & Mrs. Wehadababy Itsaboy.
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Clown Said,
August 13, 2009 @ 9:51 am
Dear Faiqa (and Tariq since he reads and comments on here)
Congratulations on the birth of your son. Children are our future and therefore the most important creation that one can bring into the world. They give us light when things seem dark, and they bring us hope when it’s most needed because they will soon be leading the way for all mankind. I’m sure your son is beautiful and will be full of pride being a part of your family. If not for the laughter of children we would never be reminded of how we use to be, which is a scary thing. I truly hope you both find strength in his love.
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Faiqa Reply:
August 13th, 2009 at 9:59 am
@Clown, Best. Comment. Ever.
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Faiqa Reply:
August 13th, 2009 at 9:26 pm
@Clown, Adam says this is a joke. I should never read comments while on pain meds.
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Clown Reply:
August 13th, 2009 at 9:30 pm
@Faiqa, I honestly can’t stop laughing right now.
I thought you enjoyed it because you realized I was ripping off Whitney Houston for you! I took legal risk in getting sued!
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Becky Said,
August 13, 2009 @ 9:51 am
I’m so happy that you finally had that little baby boy! Congratulations to you and your family! Give little Y a snuggle for me
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muskrat Said,
August 13, 2009 @ 9:52 am
Hooray! That may be the most unattractive baby I’ve ever seen, though. Did you not pay attention to Reagan’s “Just Say No” campaign?
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Just Me Said,
August 13, 2009 @ 9:52 am
YAY! CONGRATS!
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Selma Said,
August 13, 2009 @ 9:53 am
Welcome to the world, little one. What wonderful news!
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Amanda Said,
August 13, 2009 @ 9:57 am
Congratulations!
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Shane Said,
August 13, 2009 @ 9:57 am
Congrats!
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Sheila (Charm School Reject) Said,
August 13, 2009 @ 9:58 am
I think the baby looked like Chris from NSYNC at first glance. LOL
CONGRATULATIONS FAIQA AND TARIQ!
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Princess of the Universe Said,
August 13, 2009 @ 10:03 am
Congratulations!!
I’m so happy for you both!
xoxo
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martymankins Said,
August 13, 2009 @ 10:23 am
Congrats, Faiqa and Tariq.
And baby Avitable looks so precious.
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NYCWD Said,
August 13, 2009 @ 10:30 am
Most excellent news!!!
Congratulations!!!
So when can we expect you to start working on having “Z”?
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Karen Sugarpants Said,
August 13, 2009 @ 10:37 am
Many happy congratulations to all of you! xoxoxo
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SciFi Dad Said,
August 13, 2009 @ 10:41 am
Congratulations everyone! Welcome to the interweb, Y!
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Jared Said,
August 13, 2009 @ 11:14 am
Congrats!
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DeannaBanana Said,
August 13, 2009 @ 11:45 am
Congratulations!!
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Darla Said,
August 13, 2009 @ 11:56 am
Congratulations!!
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B.E. Earl Said,
August 13, 2009 @ 12:22 pm
Very awesome!
Glad to hear that everyone is doing well.
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Twinkie Said,
August 13, 2009 @ 1:14 pm
Awwww! YAY! Glad to hear the baby is finally here and he’s healthy and beautiful and just so precious! Congratulations. I can’t wait to see pictures. (real ones)
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Dave2 Said,
August 13, 2009 @ 1:21 pm
Many happy congratulations!
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Kate Said,
August 13, 2009 @ 3:40 pm
Woo hooooooooooooooooooooooo! Congrats to all of you!
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Sybil Law Said,
August 13, 2009 @ 5:25 pm
Congratulations, Faiqa and Tariq!!!!!!!!!!!
He is so beautiful (I saw the real him – not that freaky Avitable baby picture up there)!!!!
I am so happy for you all.
Congratulations, N, on being a great, big sister!!!!
xoxoxo
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RebTurtle Said,
August 13, 2009 @ 6:19 pm
Welcome to the world, Y! Mommy, daddy, stop reading comments and get some sleep…..Never mind, he just pooped.
Congratulations!
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Poppy Said,
August 13, 2009 @ 9:01 pm
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!
Great job, Faiqa! The real kid picture is BEAUTIFUL!
Congrats, Tariq and all the family!
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Melanie (Modern Mami) Said,
August 13, 2009 @ 9:43 pm
Congrats!
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Kimberly Said,
August 13, 2009 @ 10:13 pm
Wonderful news!
Congratulations!
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Janna Said,
August 13, 2009 @ 10:38 pm
How wonderful!
Never mind that whole part about never being able to sleep again.
You must be excited AND exhausted.
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Jason Said,
August 13, 2009 @ 11:16 pm
Goo, goo, ga, ga, what a CUTE little baby! I’m sure he’ll live up to his name.
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Sarah Said,
August 13, 2009 @ 11:57 pm
Congratulations! I’m so happy for all of you guys.
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whall Said,
August 14, 2009 @ 8:24 am
I promise if you let me babysit, I won’t convert him to Conservatism. You don’t need to be so intolerant, you know.
/seriouslyhappyforyou
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Slyde Said,
August 14, 2009 @ 3:37 pm
awesome awesome news!
Welcome, baby Y!
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bluepaintred Said,
August 14, 2009 @ 5:21 pm
congratulations!
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Hira Hussain Said,
August 14, 2009 @ 9:36 pm
Wow..Congratulations on the newest addition to the family. I am sure baby Y is going to be as amazing as his parents are MA
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Kris Said,
August 15, 2009 @ 8:57 pm
Congratulations! Welcome to the world, little Y!
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TheGoriWife Said,
August 16, 2009 @ 12:01 am
Congratulations!!!! All my blessing and prayers to your family and new little one.
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LeSombre Said,
August 16, 2009 @ 6:22 pm
Congratulations to baby Y for picking an awesome family.
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Multi-Tasking Mommy Said,
August 18, 2009 @ 7:30 pm
May your life with two be simply exciting and rewarding at the same time. Congrats!
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