Hey guys. Avitable here.

At 7:49 PM last night, August 12th, there was a trembling of the earth, a darkening of the skies, and crop failures around the world.  Oh, and Faiqa and Tariq’s newest creation was plucked, mewling, from the dark vestiges of her womb.

She had asked me to put up a post once the baby was born, and since I get to post on her blog about her newborn son, I get to name him.  From henceforth he shall be known as Yanni Mohammad Barack Tariq Guadalupe Avitable Khan, but you can call him “Y”.

He weighed 7 pounds 13 ounces and measured at 21 inches.  His penis, however, weighed 3 pounds, 2 ounces and measured at 11 inches.

Faiqa has given me permission to post this exclusive photo of baby Y, before anybody else has even seen him!

The new addition to Faiqa and Tariq's family

Please join me in the comments and wish Faiqa and Tariq congratulations on the birth of their new son and N. congratulations on the arrival of her new baby brother.