Stop Beating Your Kids

It finally happened.

I have it on good authority that this past weekend, Adam and Britt finally got in the knock down, drag out, no holds barred iron cage match we’ve all been anticipating for years.  The surprising part is that Adam, despite being the definition of the word “underdog,” actually won.

In Britt’s defense, there were margaritas involved which clouded her usually impeccable judgment regarding when exactly to use her patented Cobra clutch.

Anyway, while Britt recovers, I’ve been asked to fill in on tonight’s episode of Clearly, You’re Retarded in which we will inevitably prove that Adam, clearly, is retarded.

Tonight’s show focuses on how Adam Avitable should have a vasectomy so he doesn’t pollute the planet’s population with the sociopathic scumbags that his horrific parenting theories will inevitably produce the use of spanking as a form of punishment.

Of course, you’ll want to know how I feel.  So, you have to listen.

Tune in tonight at 9p.m. EST. You may even get to hear me use the “F” word.  Profusely.

(Faiqa.  What did you think I meant?)

The show is also available for download at that link.  But, really, who wants to live life after it happens. 

Finally, to ensure that you don’t spend the entire hour complaining about the suckiness of TalkShoe (and distracting others from basking in all the brilliant crap we’re going to be saying), please download the TalkShoe Pro interface before the call.  It’s free.

Be there or get a time out.  Or a spanking.  Depending on who’ll be playing the role of your proverbial daddy.