I hate Taco Bell. Hate it, hate it, hate it. Hate it.
Which is why I cannot begin to wrap my mind around why I ate a Nachos Belle Grande and a bean burrito two days ago from there.
Actually, I have a theory. Somewhere in my crazy little brain, I seek out new and interesting ways to punish myself. I like pain because it absolves me of guilt.
And punish myself I did. I have heard of this disease called dysentery. Without going into the nasty details of it, I’m pretty sure I have it.
In other news, I’ve decided not to postpone my Pakistancation, despite the following:
Awesome. If my three year old wasn’t tagging along, the prospect of visiting a country on the brink of international and civil war might have actually been fun.
I would love to blog about why I’m going forward with the trip, but you’ll have to wait on that. I have to use the bathroom.
Dysentery is fun.
Posted by Faiqa on September 16, 2008 2:35 pm • Call Me an ABCD then Duck For Cover,For the Love of A Three Year Old...,I've Heard Nuclear Holocausts Can Be Pretty Unpleasant,Seriously. I Have No Clue. About Anything. • 10 comments
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Komal Said,
September 16, 2008 @ 3:51 pm
I don’t know what to say, except that I’m worried about this trip. I don’t want to sound like an ass when I say this but I can’t help myself!
Is it worth it???
I mean I love shaheema and I’m already concerned with her well-being,and now there are more of you guys going. Don’t get me wrong I’m all about being in tune with the mother country (ok no I’m not – I’m a friggin coconut, BUT STILL), but I think now is the not the time. Regardless thats my 2 cents. I know you guys know what your doing and how to take care – don’t think I’m saying otherwise, I’m just little scared…
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Avitable Said,
September 16, 2008 @ 5:20 pm
Can’t you just delay it until Obama is in office and cooler heads will prevail?
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Komal Said,
September 16, 2008 @ 6:07 pm
I concur! dagnambit! (thats right I said it…)
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Faiqa Said,
September 16, 2008 @ 10:21 pm
All will be explained in a post that is not hindered by a Taco Bell mishap.
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Tariq Said,
September 17, 2008 @ 2:43 am
the rest of you should consider yourself fortunate that Faiqa chose not to elaborate on the ‘sights and sounds’ that one has had to experience in this household in the past two days! Ugggh… Sorry but I couldn’t think of anything clever to say about the Pakistan trip without getting in trouble.
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Faiqa Said,
September 17, 2008 @ 3:53 am
Honey, if you were trying to avoid trouble, you went in the completely opposite direction of it. You would’ve been safer with a Pakistan joke.
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sybil law Said,
September 18, 2008 @ 3:25 am
Hahaha – your comments are cracking me up!
But I hope the dysentary… um… passes?!… soon…
That sucks.
You DO like punishment, eh?!
I can’t wait to read your post!
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Tami Said,
September 18, 2008 @ 3:35 am
Hmmm I remember the last time you ate Mexican…girl, I thought you would have learned, tee hee
Tariq, you about made me spit out my water I am laughing so hard. Sorry Faiqa!
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Faiqa Said,
September 18, 2008 @ 6:00 pm
sybil: passes, hee hee, clever. I’m better now!
tami: traitor!!
I totally forgot about my last bout with mexican until you just mentioned it…
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Romeen Said,
September 22, 2008 @ 9:21 pm
hehehe ROFL about Tariqs comment! I can only imagine what you said to him. As far as the whole Pakistan visit goes I hope you guys dont go. I would miss you too much while you are gone.
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